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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. A podcast about all that crap we love to talk about. On Geo Bros, I'm Ronnie. Hi everybody. Welcome to the show. I'm with The Gorgeous and Talented Band, his usual. Come on, band. Get on the camera. How are you? Good, how are you?

Great, thanks. Happy Monday. Happy Monday, band. Everybody, we're so excited because we're about to travel for two weeks for Watch What Crappens Live, the live version of Watch What Crappens, just how it sounds.

This Thursday we are actually going to be in Denver, Colorado, and we are going to be recapping Vanderpump rules. And then Friday, the, hold on, I'm getting the dates up because you know, it was a very damn thing. It's a 23rd and 24th. Yes.

So then Friday will be in Salt Lake City at the depot. And we will be recapping the first episode of Real Girl, Real Girls Trip. Wait, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. You know, it's the third season. I still can't say. I know.

Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Thailand season three. Yes. We that's going to be amazing. Super fun to have that show back. So come join us for that. Then the following week, we're going to be on the 30th and 31st Seattle and San Francisco.

We are going to be doing pump it one of those not sure at the other one. So just we're not sure what we're doing. We'll announce it next week. So just come check out our Instagram. You'll know today is Crappens on to man.

So we're both on camera talking to you. Oh guy. I allow you to watch a video. So I coming over to patreon.com slash watch what crap is signing up the crap is on to man level. Okay.

I have two small things to add to this one is that when we're in Denver, we are scheduled to be guests on daily blast live, which is a TV show. So and it's nationally syndicated. So if you if it's if it's something that you receive on your television box, be sure to watch us on Thursday.

And second of all, notably real housewives, Ultimate Girl strips season three has not one but two Salt Lake City women on there and we're going to Salt Lake City. So I feel like that's going to make our Salt Lake City show extra special.

So and you never know what's going to happen in Salt Lake City when we're there. So I'm just going to say people should come to our show because I think it's going to be these guys. I'll give you a hint about the guest. His name it rhymes. His name is something like.

Brigham opposite of old opposite of old guys. Okay. I'll give you a hint. His name rhymes with carries grand father slash musbind just kidding. Not him.

Slighum.

John.

Yeah, for sure. That should be for we don't we probably won't have any guests, but we will be the guests. Okay. We're special guests to Salt Lake City. We've never been to Salt Lake City. We don't know anything about that place except that everyone eats Italian food at all times.

Yeah, we'll just go up biggest restaurant in Salt Lake City. And every party takes place on the same roof with the swimming pool. So we know that that's where our after party should be. We have to find that swimming pool. And that's where after party will be in someone to make us a cake in the shape of Whitney's boobs and we'll just stuff our face into it like Seth.

Yeah, so that's going to be a fun week. So come check that out. Take a short watch at crap and calm. Okay, let's get into this. This is real housewives of Miami reunion party of season five. Wow, Larza, you know, man, what do you think someone can't grow anymore and their stupidity. They just shock you, don't they? I mean, human beings really have just such beautiful qualities and being able to grow at any age.

You can keep growing even if it's just stupidity you're growing. You know, stupidity can always grow. I think she I think like among the many adjustments she's had to her body. She's also had a stupidity adjustment. Like she's like, I want, you know, I just want a larger. I want a size D. I want to size these stupidity, you know, I want to mention put on my fucking stupidity. Yeah, I want to be in a triple D cup stupidity, you know, she got it. She got it.

So we're back with Andy and he's like, hey, so Lisa, I mean, do you feel like you were attacked all season or alexia?

Alexa, because we are picking up in the Alexia is the both the biggest star and the biggest victim. And she's accused everybody of bringing up her pain to use for

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