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It's me, Jordan. And today, Monday.

This Monday, we're playing a little, would you rather rather now. I started writing these was I a little high but they're good they're good you're gonna be like ooh you went there you went there you went there you little scoundrel.

And I will be putting these on my IG,

so at the Horny House Wave podcast,

because I want to know, like I deeply want to know.

I want you to answer aloud or in your head

if you listen together aloud.

No one's allowed to get mad.

And men don't take offense that most of them are for you.

Neither do the women don't take offense.

The men, I felt like an answer just like simple like some of them are just like for instance

let's just start off with a real simple boobs or butt men you're like that's not would you rather. Would you rather have the

boobs or the butt? You can't have both. Pick one. So don't worry, they get really

good. But simple, just simple. I feel like women were more complicated. It's got to be very specific and a lot of the times our answers will expose us.

So I'm doing everyone a favor. We're having fun. We're L-O-L-L-N-L-N-E-N-W-E-L-N-O-L-N-N, would you rather have oral whenever you want? So good, or anal once a month, but you can't have both.

Do you need, do you do, do you do, do, do you, yeah, so I'm gonna guess that most of the guys are gonna pick, hmm, you know, I could

envision the man who's saying anal but I just feel like statistics

wise we're going to get a lot of oral whenever we want especially you know

based on the listener complaints that I get.

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