200: Only If You Got Enough Life Jackets

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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What is the setup for this joke? What's with people waving from boats? Why don't cartoons change their outfits? How do I tell someone I’ll be back but not RIGHT back? What is your self-care routine? How do I follow soccer? Where are all the Bob Ross paintings? Why are flies?? John and Hank have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.8	What was up for you to think of the Dear John and Hank?
0:08.5	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions.
0:10.9	Give me Dubie's advice and bring you all the weeks news
0:12.7	from both Mars and A. Sue and Building.
0:15.2	John, I was recently, I had a friend over,
0:18.9	friend from college, was really great to have her in town.
0:21.9	And she came in order to our house and it came in
0:24.1	and we gave her a little tour of the downstairs
0:25.8	and then she said, what's upstairs?
0:27.5	And I looked at her and she looked at the stairs
0:30.6	and we sat there silently and then I was like,
0:33.0	Melissa, stairs don't talk.
0:36.0	No.
0:37.2	I mean, that's, that's, what would you have treated
0:40.2	this week, John?
0:41.0	That was even by your standards, exceptionally poor.
0:45.5	In news of what I would have treated this week,
0:47.0	I would have treated, Hank and I will be live on tour
0:50.1	in Madison, Wisconsin on August 16th
0:52.4	and in Minneapolis, Minnesota on August 18th,
0:55.4	you can get tickets now at HankandJohn.com.
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