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No Such Thing As A Fish

200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi guys, just before we start this show, I want to celebrate the fact that this is our 200th episode.

0:06.4

Oh, no such thing as a fish, thanks for that Dan.

0:09.0

A little woohoo.

0:11.1

Yep, for the second one.

0:13.3

And the way I've celebrated our 200th episode is by making a mistake.

0:17.7

Yep, last week's episode, there was an incorrect fact in it.

0:21.8

So we recorded the show live in Leicester, and my fact was about how the Walker's crisp factory

0:28.2

can't tell the difference between golf balls and crisps.

0:30.9

And after we recorded this show, someone came up to me, he was called Greg Hilliard,

0:35.0

and he actually works in the Walker's crisp factory, and he informed me that fact was out of date

0:39.5

because they've now created a machine that can distinguish between the two.

0:44.1

So in the last couple of years, so walkers can now tell the difference between golf balls and crisps.

0:49.3

Happy birthday, no such thing as a fish.

0:51.7

Hello, and welcome to another episode of no such thing as a fish, a weekly podcast.

1:18.0

Guys, I'm trying to do the intro here.

1:21.1

A weekly podcast coming to you from Burberry!

1:32.3

My name is Dan Schreiber, and I am sitting here with Anichesenski, Andrew Hunter Murray,

1:37.4

and James Harkin.

1:38.7

And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from

1:42.7

the last seven days and in no particular order, here we go.

1:46.8

Starting with my fact this week, my fact this week is that in Brussels, there is a

1:51.0

commemorative statue to where Peter the Great wants vomited.

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