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Perfect Person

20: Gaslighting My Toxic Roommates (w/ Will Witwer)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Will is back to discuss the viability of an Australian Throuple, and whether or not to confront your roommates about their DRAMA.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person. I'm Perfect and you're a person. And we're about

0:22.8

to make you soft stop ready to go buff as ever. And honestly, winters on its way. Winters

0:30.4

just around the corner. And a lot of people are wondering, how do I do it? How do I get

0:36.2

through winter? How do I sort of make it all your ability to make it through the

0:41.6

window? No, they're wondering about their ability to make it through winter. I'm joined

0:45.5

by freelance psychic Will Whitworth. What's up? Will's wearing denim today. That's right.

0:50.6

The button is not done. And it is just pulled on his belly. It was done before. I think

0:55.6

the problem is that my belly has grown. Yeah. And you know, the shirt more or less fits,

1:01.8

but you know, it's sort of a gut situation that I'm working with. Wheel high. You know what

1:08.4

I've noticed recently about my own pants? Yeah. Is that I feel like there are too tight

1:12.7

around my gut specifically. And I don't let it fly free enough. So I've been on my pants

1:17.7

in the car to let it sort of just hang out because I don't want to restrict my gut.

1:23.7

So you're saying like you get done with recording the tripod or whatever you get in your

1:27.5

car. Yes. The first thing you do. Yes. You pop the button. The answer is yes, Will. I

1:32.8

pop the button and I let it hang out. And you know what I'll say about today. Yeah. I

1:36.6

did it. And I'm a little worried. I'm going to get pulled over and I'm going to have

1:40.8

to like button my pants back up. And that's going to look so. And their cop is going

1:44.0

to think that you've been jerking in the cops get because like it smells like a spilled

1:48.5

smoothie or whatever would you talk about multiple times on the show. But I am worried

1:52.6

about getting pulled over and then just the active or even not even pulling over. Just

1:57.6

if I pull it to a whole foods and then someone out of the corner of the ride, they just

2:01.7

see me go like buttoning my pants up. And they're going to be like, what the fuck is his

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