What's up guys, it's time for episode two and I'm gonna rock this bitch because I'm gonna talk about a topic that hits

Close to home for everybody I think and it's why you don't like the people back that like you

I'm talking about in a relationship like it just seems like the ones that like me

Uh, like I don't have no fucking interests and if I do it short-lived or I can force myself to like them, but then it fizzles out

Before I get into all that I need to tell you about what happened to me the other day

So I'm driving to the gym and I'm having a great fucking day like I'm in a great mood

I got on a good fucking song and I'm like in the car dancing doing my thing

I'm pointing like you know how you be dancing you just like throw your hands around

I'm like pointing at shit on the beat like with my pointer finger and I'm just like having an old time and I

Like driving to the gym so there's a cop driving the opposite way of me

And I'm over here beat bopping going on the road and all of a sudden this cop flips its lights on and like spins around in the middle of the road

And I was like oh shit somebody's getting pulled the fuck over and I'm like I just go back to dance

And I'm like having a good time this cop pulls right the fuck up behind me and

Flashes the lights and I was like fuck he already had them on but then he like flash them and like put them back on and I'm like

God damn it

Is he pulling me over because like I wasn't speeding so the fuck is he in my ass for right now

So I just keep driving like I'm like it a me it a me so I just keep driving and then he starts like tailgate

Amy like getting up right up close to the my bumper and I'm like fuck it's me

So I pull over

This cop comes to the window okay

I don't like cops. I'm just gonna go ahead and get that out of the way my fighter flight response kicks on every fucking time

I have to deal with one. I will lie and manipulate and kiss ask to do whatever I have to do to get away from a goddamn cop

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