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🗓️ 23 August 2019
⏱️ 24 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Kev on stage, the show where I give you the best, worst advice on the planet. |
0:05.2 | If you want to submit a question, please do so at DeerCev at kevonstage.com. |
0:10.4 | You don't have to worry. All people are anonymous. I'll never read your name on the air. |
0:16.0 | Let's get ready for our first question. Shall we, Joshua? We shall. Dear Cab, I have a question. Please don't say my name. Don't worry. |
0:23.0 | I'm trying to stay married, so I married an amazing guy. We decided to honor God and not have |
0:27.0 | sex until after marriage. On our wedding night, I found out that I married a centimeter Peter. |
0:31.7 | You got that right. My husband has a Vienna sausage in his draws. But I'm in it for life now. |
0:37.1 | It's a life sentence. |
0:39.4 | So I have a couple of questions. |
0:41.4 | One, can I get some enhancements online? |
0:44.1 | Two, how do I offer these without hurting his feelings? |
0:46.9 | Three, can I ask him about getting a brother husband? |
0:50.0 | How can I ease into this conversation? |
0:53.2 | The first thing you need to do to bless your husband is to pray and use this song as your background. |
1:02.8 | Increase. |
1:05.0 | Bless me indeed. |
1:08.5 | Bless your husband indeed. |
1:14.5 | Enlarge his territory he wants an eggplant |
1:16.9 | but he has a doorstopper |
1:19.9 | pray the prayer |
1:24.6 | of J. Bez |
1:26.3 | he needs some increase bless him indeed thank you don lawrence |
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