Hello and welcome. If you've been a Kev on stage fan for a long time, you know this is an old, old series I used to do dating all the way back to 2012 called Dear Kev on Stage.

Since it's new, I actually have no new questions yet, but if you'd like to submit a question that you want my advice for, email me.

And that's Deerekev at kevonstage.com. That's D-E-A-R-K-E-v at kev onstage.com that's d-e-a-r k-ev at kev onstage.com but since we don't

have any questions of yours to ask we decided to pull some from six brown chicks on Twitter

these questions and advice solicitations are hilarious so if y'all can't keep up with this style of

question, then we're just going to be doing questions from six brown chicks. Joshua, shall we go to the first one?

The first question submitted to six brown chicks is this.

My drunk ex was ran over by a truck.

Parentheses, legs are crushed, but he didn't die.

He's in the hospital, thoughts and prayers about his legs. But he owes me money, and the hospital won't let me near his room slash wallet.

His family won't help.

What to do?

It's $50 not worth suing.

Let me tell you what.

The fact that your ex got run over by a truck

and you just said thoughts and prayers about his legs.

You didn't mean that. You did not mean thoughts and prayers about his legs. You didn't mean that.

You did not mean thoughts and prayers about those legs.

You know that, Sharon, you don't care about those legs.

How dare you?

Actually, how bad was the relationship that your drunk ex got run over?

And your first thought is, God, dog it, he owes me 50 bucks.

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