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She's just like, my God, how far is this moving?

Complete silence.

I was bombing.

Put a cond of eye there. Like, I remember what he looked like. And I'm like, I'm going. Put a goddamn on that.

Like, I remember what he looked like.

And I'm like, I'm going to wait till this motherfucker comes.

You meet me on this. Look at the straight side.

That's why I tatted. That's why that's tatted there.

I'm like, about to go. He'll forget about you when I come on stage.

Guys, I am excited. This is my first guest.

I am super, super honored.

We actually were already five minutes in and I completely fucked it up because I, I didn't

hit record.

But just to know that I'm very excited, and I could tell I'm very nervous but I am with a man

that I look up to I know every single one of your lines when it comes to comedy you have shared

so much wisdom with me and I am just super excited to be here thank you for inviting me into your home

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