#1 Why George Janko Is Not On Impaulsive

The George Janko Show

George Janko

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Your favorite Christian co-host from Impaulsive... Starts a podcast? George Janko and his bestfriend Greg Lindsay discuss why he's starting his own Podcast, why the world needs Andrew Tate, why you should stop watching porn, Greg's secret for picking up women, Miley Cyrus drama, A.I and... Nuclear fusion.

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0:30.0	I'm so nervous, guys. I'm not even going to laugh. Ah, buddy, that's your fucking step sister.
0:36.0	See, I couldn't do this on impulsive. I'd get fired immediately.
0:38.8	For example, you believe we walked on the moon?
0:41.5	Walks up to me.
0:42.8	Shows the number, deletes it.
0:45.2	And goes, fuck her and fuck you.
0:46.8	Get in the car.
0:47.4	And I was like, whoa!
0:50.7	Episode one of something we don't even we don't know the name of and
0:56.5	and I'm so nervous guys I'm not even gonna lie.
1:03.6	Hi, welcome back to the number 568,000 episode.
1:08.5	Welcome, my name is George Janko.
1:10.2	I am on impulsive. Well, I was. Welcome. My name is George Janko. I am on impulsive.
1:11.7	Well, I was.
1:13.3	Logan fired me and we're no longer friends anymore.
1:17.0	It kind of sucks.
1:19.3	It was weird because we, we, sorry to just get right into it, but if you guys
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