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Kump

2 - A Second Chance to Be a Dirtbag

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Ray does some unsolicited ad reads for major corporations, critiques a picture of a dead deer, and attempts to figure out how he can exploit the auto-finance bubble.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Thank you for tune in to the second episode of Kump. Welcome. There is no theme song yet, but we're working on that. It's coming soon, but at least I can say the name Kump. If you listen to last week, so I didn't even say it, just start talking, because I wasn't even sure if we're going to keep that name. It's an unsettling name. To me, I mean, it's my name. I've had for years, but, you know, I think it sounds weird.

0:23.0

You know, people, if you don't've had for years but you know I think

0:21.8

it sounds weird you know if you don't know what it is you know people going to look at

0:25.2

and go is this some kind of a German disease or you know Russian computer virus from

0:30.1

like the 80s I don't know it's uh it wasn't also uh wasn't wrong I mean there was a potential I might have had the shit because it took a while for the iTunes to process you know for to get approved on the iTunes took like five days miss time that one a little bit but it's on there now it's fine but when I was to search it it wasn't showing up it was showing up like you type in comp and like the word jump with like everything with the word jump would come up. It was showing up like you type in cump and like the word jump with like everything

0:55.5

with the word jump would come up like fucking NBA podcasts and like some podcast with some guy

1:01.1

you know jumping off a large building because his wife cucked them too many times or whatever.

1:06.4

That's the kind of it didn't even process that cump with the name and I don't blame. I'd rather listen to the guy jumping off the building podcast. That sounds fun. Like every week a different guy. You know, first he was into the cock game, but now it's just, you know, it's too much. And now he's just going to jump over a bill. Like that, I should make that podcast. But the point is, it worked out because I just had the, it was all caps before and now.

1:29.0

It's just regular.

1:30.2

So it shows up. You can find it. I mean, you're here. You found it. So welcome. You guys are early adopters. I appreciate you tuning in. This is, uh, we're still in the early stage of this. We're going to evolve this whole thing. It's going to be a...

1:42.0

We have guests soon.

1:43.3

We've got things where you can, you know,

1:44.8

type in questions.

1:46.5

You can ask me.

1:47.7

I'll talk. this whole thing. It's going to be a... We have guests soon. We've got things where you can, you know, type in questions.

1:46.5

You can ask me. I don't talk about them on the podcast. I mean, maybe I can even figure out of how to get calls. So, I mean, I'm in my apartment right now. So that's not really... I'm not in a studio where I can call them and whatever. but I'd like to do some kind of dialogue with you people,

2:00.9

really get to the bottom of some of these issues.

2:03.7

But, uh, whatever. But I'd like to do some kind of dialogue with you people, really get to the bottom of some of these issues.

2:03.7

But, yeah, it's exciting times.

2:07.1

It's also where, you know, in the future, we might have some ad reads here in this section in the beginning.

2:12.4

You know, I don't have the numbers yet.

2:14.6

Again, it's a new thing.

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