Welcome to the show. Thanks for tuning in. This is the first episode. You guys are, uh, I got to move out of this goddamn apartment. I mean, I'm a sloppy guy. I know I have a propensity with the goddamn soda, I have a lot of soda bottles. I'll drink diet Dr. Pepper. If I can find it, if not, Diet Coke. But, uh, you know, I mean, 20 ounces. I'll drink I have a two-liter bottle if I have to. I'm a sloppy guy. You know, because I, I'm not going to finish a cold that damn bottle. You know, when I'm home, I'll play some fucking video game. Point is my room, it's, my room, it's, it's, the floor is littered with old bottles.

I'm not a disgusting homeless person, all right?

I'm not saying that, like, I'm leaving, like, chunks of meat and, like, old fish wrappers lying around.

I'm not an animal.

I mean, you know, there's no no there's no fucking cans of fucking you know

tuna uh tar tar I'm not fucking just slobbing all over a bunch of meat and then just leaving them

to be to be fed on by animals I'm I have bottles of soda literally in the floor

they're clean.

You know, it's relatively clean.

So I don't, I don't think I deserve, I don't think I need to, look, is that clean?

Is that something that you want to bring a girl over to your apartment and find?

No, it's a little messy.

It's a little sloppy. But doesn't explain what I found. I'm not an... I clean it up every once in a while. You know? I go through the floor. I floor a fucking... The real problem... If I could just throw stuff in the garbage, it'd be fine. But I got to, like, filter out what goes into recycling and then drain the liquid from these fucking bottles, using a pot. It's a whole process I go through, and it takes a while, and I'm just lazy. So, you know, whatever. So I'm cleaning up the floor the other day, and I don't, look, there used to be a mouse problem in this room I plugged it up with an old

an old satchel I had which sounds weird but I had a sat I ordered this I thought it was a

messenger bag that I was getting from Amazon turned out it was like a satchel so I just shoved

it into the wall where there was a hole where the mouse would come through because there was

mouse the mice would come through you know at one point you would the mice would come through, you know, at one point.

You would hear him,

you know,

scuffling about.

And,

you know,

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