A guy's former police officer here, I can say with 100% certainty, the baiter, that's the guy in the church, was on meth.

Used to work in western Nebraska where meth was kind of a big deal, almost every twicker I encountered, had chocolate milk with them.

I wonder why.

I finally had to ask one time, and apparently it keeps the high going longer.

I wonder what's in chocolate milk, but keeps your meth high going longer. The chocolate, probably. Not sure how. Mixed with dairy, I don't know. But must have some credit to it. Hope that helps. It does. It does. It helps a lot, man. Thank you. So explain why the guy was masturbating then, officer. Well, that's a methie thing too.

Yeah, you're still going to chub up, though.

What made him so hot at the church?

Maybe he likes to be breaking in things.

He's really into pews.

Out of western Kansas here, I was on parental leave from work.

Having my first child, I used to drink half a gallon of chocolate milk every day.

I gained 50 pounds in just a few months.

Oh, there you go, Nick.

Okay.

Crushed ice of the chocolate milk keeps it cold.

It almost makes it like a chocolate frosty.

Oh, that sounds good.

We're selling some chocolate milk.

I'm glad to something.

Specifically, Highland whole chocolate milk.

Not that 1% BS.

Yeah.

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