Hello and welcome to this mini episode of Irilogyosophy 2.0, the One True Podcast. As many of you know if you've been following the site or the Facebook page.

I have finally finished paying off the debt from the haunt business 29 months later and to celebrate I am taking the month of April off but since we've already recorded skunk decks this month I thought we'd go ahead and put this out to stop all of the incessant whining

about where's my podcast?

My podcast is LAY, where's my podcast? So here it is. Eat it. Let's go into skunk dix. We got a couple skunkedix of the week, candidates anyway. My favorite, my vote is, oops, Oklahoma pastor says he

accidentally flooded Texas by praying too hard. Oops, Why would you do that? That's what happens. God has no

fucking clue. He just he's like this robot. You pray a little bit you get a

little response. You pray a lot you get a lot of response. You pray a lot, you get a lot of response.

Well, you know, he doesn't know what he's answer to the first prayer.

You come back with a second, third prayer, or a bunch of prayers.

He's a temper tantrum.

He does.

You want some water, motherfuckers?

Just like in the Old Testament, when they're like, they're complaining about the

manna and he just like caused all these fucking quail to fall from the sky.

Eat that!

You want to smoke a cigarette?

Smoke the whole fucking pack!

Wasn't Texas in a giant drought anyway? so it's kind of like their prayers are getting answered.

Yeah, he's just helping him out.

Let's listen to Oklahoma, Pastor John Benefield.

As we have declared this bail divorce decree, which is really a prayer to God.

Right, right.

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