2.24 The Gospel of John

Irreligiosophy

Religion & Spirituality

4.8 • 869 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2014

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Sweet Jesus, another gospel! We've reached the final fourth narrative about Jesus, this one as different from the previous three as the previous three were different from the Infinity Man. Plus, more Skunk Dicks!

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0:00.0	The one true podcast.
0:05.0	A realiggy are selfie.
0:10.0	Hello and welcome to this episode of Irreligious Jazvi, the One True Podcast,
0:15.0	and the only podcast that is the bread of life.
0:18.0	The truth, the way, and the life,
0:20.0	the resurrection in the life, and pretty much everything else in the life.
0:25.0	So eat me.
0:26.0	Eat, yeah, that's our motto.
0:28.0	That's our new motto.
0:30.0	Eat me. John 657, whoever eats me will live because of me.
0:35.0	Oh, I like it.
0:36.6	No one can get to eternal life without eating me.
0:40.4	I remember when Jesus said that.
0:42.3	He was like, hey Jesus Jesus how do I get to heaven and they were and Jesus was like eat me he just pointing to his dick
0:50.7	Suck on this, bitches.
0:52.6	Why do you, Peter?
0:54.0	Oh, because it means penis.
0:59.0	It's like, oh, I thought you're talking about something else.
1:02.0	That was Brady Brunch reference.
1:05.0	I was referencing the Brady Bunch.
1:09.0	What's this episode about anyway?
1:12.0	Uh, well, Matt, I would like to, before we go into the meet of the podcast, read an iTunes review for you.
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