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Justin wants to know if I was wearing a hat.

He came after me, or she came after me, because of the hat.

I got told that just recently.

I was at a house with a dog and never met before, and they said, well, if you were wearing a hat, he would have not liked you at all.

How about not have those kind of dogs that attack strangers who they walk through the house i mean todd's got these great goldens you walk in there's seven of them or whatever sometimes there's ten and they just come up and lick you you know to death this one i i encountered was a weiner dog so it wasn't really all that oh i got it you're in danger then you're right but he just they just say he doesn't he doesn't like, he doesn't generally like men, but especially if you're wearing a hat.

Got it.

My dogs are accustomed to me wearing a hat. So sometimes when I come downstairs and I don't have a hat on. They lick you then? Well, no, they'll bark for a second. Well, they'll bark, but they won't do anything. They'll bark to me before. don't do anything. And look confused, and then I yell at them, and they figure out who I am.

It's just that guy, but he doesn't have... They point all the hat.

He didn't have anything. And look confused, and then I yell at them, and they figure out who I am.

It's just that guy, but he doesn't have a... They point all the hat. He didn't have anything on his hand. Whenever you think that your dogs are, whoever you are, think about that story. Right. Yeah, they're not smart. A hat threw them off. Who's that guy? Oh, sometimes when I wear my glasses, too. It throws them off.

Yeah.

It'll recognize me with my glasses on because I don't wear them very often. Same clothes, same walk, same gate. Same face? Yeah, same. Oh, yeah, right, plus the main one, the face. And the smell. Don't you? Oh, yeah. You know, pretty much always smell the same. Pretty much. Yeah. I would think they would recognize me from the way I smell. It's not a dog being confused, but I've heard a story about a family whose dog got a haircut. All right. And they brought this dog home and the little kids flipped out. Oh, the kids flip out. Whose dog is this? What's going on? So the kids are dumb, too? Well, the younger dog. You could just said no. At least in this. They were smart kids, but they were just completely thrown off by, I don't know how much hair got cut off of the dog. But they were like, where's our dog? The younger dog that we have, this is the first dog we've ever had that has to get haircuts. And every time I bring her home from the groomer, the other dog, the other dog looks at her sideways for a couple minutes when she comes and like, who are you? Dogs are the best, but they're all so dumb. You figure that out. So this happened that the British, these are basically the British Oscars, the 2026 Baptist, host Alan Cumming.

Apologized and thank to the audience for understanding that John Davidson, the nominee, who suffers from Tourette syndrome, audibly interrupted the ceremony on multiple occasions.

Most notably, Davidson yelled the end bomb when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were presenting the award.

Really?

The rest of these are funny, though.

Have you heard the clip?

No, I haven't heard it yet.

No, I've heard the clip.

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