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I thought of a great invention to the Rubbin' Chug.

Is this going to be the 20-25 invention of the year?

I think it is, because I just thought of it.

Now, today at two, or between two and four sometime, a van pulls into my driveway, and I give

the lady Chloe, and she washes her, cuts her hair, gives her a little bow, and brings

her back.

No bandana?

If you want a bandana, yeah.

Sometimes they get a bandana.

And, uh,

shaves your ass.

It's getting kind of hairy.

So the poop doesn't stick.

All that.

Mobile rub and tug.

Yeah, that's probably still prostitution.

You'd, well, it's all prostitution.

Right.

But you don't leave. You have to go somewhere. They just show up in your driveway. It's a big van, a big, huge, you know, typical step van looking thing. You crawl in, there's a mat. I mean, Matt, there's a yoga table. Table. Massage table. Jesus Christ, right?

And, you know, you choose your lotion and you go to town. And then she put, but I guess you probably get busted more because they're going to see that on the road. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's signage on the side of the van. You see Asian girls smoking cigarettes outside of your house too. I mean, you'd probably end up with totally not a mobile

rub and tug on the side of your van, which would be a bit of a tip off.

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