He's here.

He's here.

Now broadcasting from the underground command post.

Deep in the files of a hidden bunker somewhere under the brick and steel of a non-descript building.

We've once again made contact with our leader at a mine.

Love that.

Well, I think there is a better than not chance that we are at least somewhat screwed this time.

Yeah, a couple things for you.

There is a 92% chance that Democrats will gain seats in Congress this year.

And it's almost a given that we're going to have gun control.

These are things that are just based upon facts in history and analytics.

And I've got a couple of questions for you real quick.

The first one is going to be easy.

The second amendment, why do we have it?

Well, I mean, how many did it end up like, you know, number two?

That one's probably easy.

Here's another one that only the most astute will have at the ready at your fingertips.

How long has the Department of Education been around?

Now, I'm going to tie all this together.

I'm going to tie the 92% together.

I'm going to tie why we're somewhat screwed together.

I'm going to get to the premise of why the second amendment happens to be numerados.

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