2.13 More Matthew

Irreligiosophy

Religion & Spirituality

4.8 • 869 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2013

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Part 2 of Matthew covers Jesus's triumphal entry on the backs of two donkeys, the fig tree episode, the crucifixion, burial, and resurrection of Jesus, and zombies busting out and roaming around Jerusalem.

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0:14.7	The one true podcast and the only podcast to have been offended by its own penis and so we cut it off.
0:19.6	We cast it out.
0:21.0	No, I put it in the bird's nest.
0:23.6	I'm saving it.
0:25.6	With all the other penises.
0:27.9	I like to switch them around sometimes, you know.
0:31.2	Try to throw it out every now and then.
0:33.0	Uh, let's get right into skunkedicks.
0:34.8	We've got a lot this week.
0:36.2	Yes.
0:37.2	Would you like to start?
0:38.9	I'd like to start.
0:41.0	You know how terrorists are always stupid?
0:43.4	No.
0:44.4	No.
0:45.4	It's true.
0:46.4	A study confirmed it.
0:48.4	I think. In Nigeria, the terrorist group Bocoharam, they're actually a network Chuck.
0:58.0	They're so awesome. They've networked their terrorism. They want to install Sharia law or strict Islamic law as they say in Nigeria.
1:08.2	It sounds reasonable so they went and attacked a mosque and killed a bunch of people, 44 people.
1:14.1	That's a mosque with other Muslims in it.
1:17.6	And they were probably slightly different Muslims.
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