2.12 Matthew

Irreligiosophy

Religion & Spirituality

4.8 • 869 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2013

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Our second in a series of hard-hitting investigative exposes of the four gospels covers the book of Matthew, covering such astounding events as GPS stars, virgin births, tempting Satans, sermonizing messiahs, and more jewiness than you can shake a menorrah at.

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0:00.0	Oh, Erelytheosophy.
0:17.0	Erelyosophy.
0:18.0	Erelyosophy.
0:20.0	Ereelity Osophy.
0:22.0	Ereeltheosphi. Ereelgy, awesomei.
0:24.0	Ereeligi.
0:28.0	Ereelichia Safi.
0:32.0	Hello and welcome to this episode of Irreligious
0:34.6	Fee, the one true podcast, the only podcast to have a star appear above us and
0:39.5	fucking stalk us. That's how they found me when I was born. No wait that was Jesus. This
0:46.7	podcast is all about me. This podcast is on Matthew. We're gonna do an entire
0:51.1	podcast on Matthew.
0:53.4	It will be lost immediately in your computer.
0:56.1	Hopefully it doesn't crash like the last one.
0:59.8	Scunk Dix, should we get to Scunkix first?
1:02.4	Dix, sure. Would to Skunk-1st? Dick, sure.
1:03.3	Would you like to begin?
1:04.6	My first skunk Dick is Scott Lively,
1:07.7	who is launching a campaign to create an amendment
1:11.3	to the First Amendment, right? Wait a second. You can't amend an amendment to the first amendment, right?
1:13.0	Wait a second, you can't amend an amendment?
1:15.2	It's an amendment squared.
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