199: Skepticrat199 - No Tucks Given Edition
The Skepticrat
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🗓️ 8 May 2023
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Headline Sources:
Enrique Tarrio and three other “Proud Boys” found guilty of seditious conspiracy: https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/04/politics/proud-boys-seditious-conspiracy-verdict/index.html
King Charles crowned: https://www.nytimes.com/live/2023/05/06/world/coronation-king-charles-uk
Senate GOP Says Congress Can't Do Anything About Clarence Thomas' Ethics Mess: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/scotus-ethics-clarence-thomas_n_6451572ee4b0bc1dad79bce9
Fox News asks Media Matters to stop embarrassing them with Tucker Carlson revelations: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/05/fox-media-matters-leaked-tucker-carlson-videos
Someone dumps 500 pounds of raw pasta in New Jersey: https://apnews.com/article/pasta-dump-old-bridge-new-jersey-48ff3c58ea645d9bf15ad8591623541d
Louisville officer who killed Breonna Taylor hired by police force in nearby county: https://www.npr.org/2023/04/24/1171597304/breonna-taylor-officer-myles-cosgrove-police-hired
Vermont To Allow Nonresidents To Use Its Assisted Suicide Law:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vermont-assisted-suicide-non-residents_n_64513468e4b0a36ba6c3c1a9
Fake doctor Steve Gevorkian gets in trouble for practicing medicine without a license: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/los-angeles-fake-doctor-stephan-gevorkian-practicing-medicine-without-license/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's Monday. |
| 0:13.6 | It's May 8th. |
| 0:15.2 | And the word of the day is Pilkenuzia, a Finnish word that means an aggressively pedantic |
| 0:21.2 | person. |
| 0:22.5 | Used in a sentence, the literal translation of Pilkenuzia is comma-fucker. |
| 0:28.8 | What's awesome is the thought of all the Finnish comma-fuckers in the audience, going like, |
| 0:34.4 | oh, I want to correct your pronunciation, but then I'd be a comma-fucker, God damn it! |
| 0:39.2 | Yeah, and look, he didn't know it would never fuck a comma, but I've heard they've been |
| 0:43.8 | trying to fuck a colon for years. |
| 0:45.6 | I have gotten to a semi-colon at least, I have no illusions. |
| 0:49.2 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 0:50.8 | He's then right, and broadcasting delayed, from America's far-center, we are The Skeptocrats. |
| 0:55.4 | Oh, this week's episode, someone tries to make a fuzzule out of New Jersey. |
| 1:01.3 | Phew, get ready for more of that. |
| 1:03.3 | The Supreme Court proves they're above reproach by jumping really high when it shows up. |
| 1:07.5 | And Tucker Carlson really wants to connect with you on LinkedIn. |
| 1:11.4 | But first, the rest of the intro music. |
| 1:17.6 | Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow Skeptocrats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:22.0 | Gentlemen, we have a pre-lead story, thanks to Ann Perkins, off the coast of Newfoundland. |
| 1:28.3 | There's an iceberg shaped like a giant penis. |
| 1:31.7 | It's in Conception Bay, and the photographer is from the town of Dildo. |
| 1:38.6 | That is all real. |
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