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What? Mera Show. What a week it was!

Patrick Reed is your master's champion.

A first-time winner, a baby-faced lad from Texas, and a man who looks as

though he might occasionally enjoy a full-size bag of funions or a half gallon of Rocky Road ice cream.

Yes, it was another incredible week at Augusta. As men became boys and boys became men. And fathers and

sons and mothers and daughters, and daughters, friends, and lovers, and business associates,

lottery winners, and corporate hacks, and lucky ticket owners who didn't even care about golf, but just went because they thought it was something cool to do.

And old and young and gay and straight and nice people and aholes and fat and thin, bald and hairy, tall and short,

ugly and pretty and brilliant and really stupid.

Democrats and Republicans and people who have gotten away with horrible crimes

and mentally unstable people and

drunkks and potheads and hoars and people with chronic flatulence and men with bad teeth

and fancy lads and women with mustaches

and men who can't grow one

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