198: No Ticket Out

Dear Hank & John

Complexly

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2019

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

What's with birthday cake flavor? How do we know where we are in space? Are we the last generation of humans? Is it safe to shower when the power is out? Can I be a dyslexic nerdfighter? What do I wear to a pirate-themed wedding? What is the physics of window air conditioners? How do I stop talking about things my friends don’t care about? John and Hank have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the year Hank and John.
0:06.7	Those are the ones I'm gonna think of at Dear John and Hank.
0:08.7	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:11.2	give you a DBS advice and bring you all the week's views from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John.
0:16.3	Hank, instead of starting the podcast with one of your bad jokes,
0:20.2	can we start the podcast with a bad joke that my father-in-law told me last week?
0:24.9	Oh, absolutely, John, give me a load off.
0:27.6	Hank, where did Noah store the bees?
0:31.7	Where did Noah store the bees?
0:34.3	Yeah, on the boat, John.
0:36.0	No, it was in the archive.
0:38.0	The archive.
0:40.4	Vah.
0:43.8	All right, now you have to tell me what I would have tweeted this week.
0:46.8	Oh, you would have tweeted my goodness.
0:50.0	My brother's video about the ocean sunfish is really good.
0:54.3	You should check it out at youtube.com slash lots of letters and numbers.
1:00.4	In fact, I would have tweeted,
1:02.4	the United States of America is the greatest country in the history of Earth.
1:08.8	Oh, because that women's soccer.
1:10.2	All right, I thought it was a July 4th thing.
1:12.3	It was a women's soccer thing.
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