Hi guys, we're back with episode 198. Good morning. It's a little late, way late. Hi, it's

Hello dysfunction. How are you? I'm Crystal. I'm getting in together. What's new? You know

what word is stuck in my head right now? What? Bridges. Bridges? Bridges. That reminded me

of when you laughed when I said brooch. That's how it spelt. So I don't know what language

you spell out. I have a Christmas tree in that other living room made with old breaches. Really?

It was old broaches and old broken costume jewelry. That sounds like a cute vintage idea. Did you

make it? My mom made it for me because my grandma, Nona, had one that her mom had made with old

vintage jewelry from like four. What a cute idea. It's so fucking cute. Is that something they did

back in the day? I don't know. But it's made on like, it's like a green felt Christmas tree. And

then there's real Christmas lights stuck through the back. It's framed in a big frame. And then it's

old vintage costume jewelry for like ornaments. I like that idea a lot. I'm going to add a little bit

to my story. It was originally known as her mother had made it for her in the 80s though. Uncle Jimmy

while on a good one. Don't say he took it apart. Stole jewelry off it slowly and we can go on it. One by

one an ornament like an advent calendar would be missing. It's so fucking typical of this fucking

family. Yes. And so my mom fixed it. Yeah, she fixed it for her Nona. And so I have both of them.

Tweaker Sun stole the ornaments from yours. I'm going to fix this one up for you. But speaking of

tweaker shit, I'm just going to, you know, talk about that snack you have. Oh yeah, that as well.

I'm just going to keep it fucking coming in hot. I had a fucking crazy dream last night.

I've had them all week. I don't know why. And it was like a fucking end of life life flash before

your eyes type dream, right? It was just like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang of shit that

had happened, right? In life. And I think what triggered it is my mom stopped by here last night

to pick up some soup. And she started talking about shit that I had done as a kid.

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