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Episode 500! Episode 197!

Damn, I'm Crystal. I'm out of Freya.

Just make all the noise you want. Always.

Merry late Christmas. Merry late Christmas guys.

Oh, I gotta fix my fucking, my hair's bugging my ears with this hold on. I have to put on my

earphone headband properly. I pushed it forward to make it all.

So, right before we started recording, I was like wait till you hear the fucking commercial that's

been stuck in my head all morning. She saved it for me. I saved it. She knows I would really want that.

Remember? The sun will always shine the birds always sing. As long as there is coke, there's always the

real thing. Coca-cola classic. That's always the one. Why is that in your head? Why?

I don't fucking just popped in there. I haven't seen the commercial. I haven't heard it. My brain was

like, remember this? Well, smart enough. Well, now you're gonna think about it for two days.

When you're trying to go to sleep, you're gonna vision the whole commercial. You're gonna catch

yourself bouncing your foot to it. Yeah, who was I talking about the other day?

Maybe it was Mark. It was yesterday and we were talking about how our brains do a good job of

protecting us from traumas and stuff. He was talking about, you know, he's just now remembering

things and being like, God, that was fucked up and it was like, you're brained. You and Pat's

brains did excellent fucking job. Excellent. Hard workers. Mine was like, we're not working like

that for you. It's three. I'm magnifying every single day. I said, you've wonder why I'm up at

3.30 in the morning for three hours because my brain's like, hey, get up. Get up. Do you remember

that one time? It's fucked up. Oh, God. Meanwhile, we have fucking dementia because our brains are just

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