Hi guys! Welcome to Hello Disfunction! Episode 199. How? I don't know, but I'm Crystal. I'm Potterfria, and I fucking sat in the chair for the first time ever. We got almost falling over, so...

High five for me. Wow, it's a good day. We're getting a good start. It is. We're on a fucking roll this week, shit.

It's Friday the 13th, and I like it. I like it. Things are on brand for me. No, for sure.

Earlier Will was running some errands with me, and we unlocked a new childhood memory. We remembered that we took the garbage cans at our house, the metal one,

and the big brown one, and filled them with water, and was swimming in them. I was just gonna say, don't you dare say that, Y'all made pools? What would that be, a Jacuzzi?

Yes, it was a one-man fucking swimming pool, and we got in trouble for it. It actually sounds fun.

Yeah, I hope that we scrubbed it out. I can't remember. Probably not, but probably not. You know, it's probably why we don't get sick a whole lot.

I would have got kicked out my grandparents' house. You know Bill was not a fucking house. If I'm on the side of the house and filled them with water, and I'm in them, he would have dumped me and put a lid on.

And then I started thinking, and you know, I've talked about it before, but we've swimming, damn near all the pinol creeks, the Hercules creeks, the fucking bay, the dirtiest bay.

Any, we've swimming the marine world, main fountain, the great America main fountain, the hilltop mall fountain, Richard fucking swim, and the hilltop mall fountain, like, at prime people time in the early 90s, like, man.

Yeah. Any time there was water, we just jumped in it, but I was like, I can't believe I forgot we swam in our garbage cans. And then I wrote a post about it on Facebook.

And quite a few people were like, I have a photo of me as a kid swimming in a garbage can. I've seen, you know, I follow that awkward family photo page or whatever.

I love that page. I feel like I've seen someone there before. Oh, for sure. I'm sure. I think I'm gonna see you.

You're not the first geniuses to think about that. You're not the first dirty white fucking children. No.

I was like, the neighbors referred to us as the bad barefoot kids. Yes, that cuts a lot.

And yes, I'm still that. Yeah, you're still a dirty kid that causes a lot.

Literally. Oh, my God.

Well, speaking of kids and cussing a lot, peace has RSV. I know this shit is scary. First of all, this is the first I've ever heard of it.

I have four kids. Really? I've never heard of it before. You know, surely made me paranoid of everything.

Yeah, none of the other kids ever had it. So I didn't even know what it was until she got sick in December.

And you were like, do you think that's what it is? And you started telling me about it.

That was like literally the first I ever heard of it. It's very scary. When we say that the kids and us keep getting sick back to back.

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