4.8 • 12.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2020
⏱️ 65 minutes
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0:27.2 | get your podcasts. |
0:31.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. |
0:33.8 | My red nose is because I got a sunburn. |
0:36.6 | It is not an indication of a relapse on alcohol, even though that would be called for |
0:44.0 | given the news. |
0:46.0 | I think nobody could really blame me if I decided to throw a decade of sobriety away |
0:51.2 | in the current climate. |
0:52.8 | I'm not doing that. |
0:54.8 | However, you know, so it's a sunburn. |
1:01.0 | That's what it is. |
1:02.8 | I was out today in a beach town in Los Angeles and Manhattan Beach. |
1:10.7 | And I was with a friend and we're walking around. |
1:13.0 | And here's a deal now with the face masks, you know, we're all wearing them as chin straps |
1:18.1 | because nobody wants to put them over their face because they're disgusting. |
1:21.7 | I mean, they're gross. |
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