Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. Where's your mask?

You don't have a mask. You want me to go get one? Are you are you violating the Beverly Hills?

law

And if you come in with six feet of another person you have to wear a mask

Everybody looks like the fucking Phantom of the Opera

Here this is my reusable cloth mask, which is these are disgusting. I mean you don't want to reuse a mask

You want to throw it out when you breathe in it. Yeah, it's really I mean this is atrocious

you know and

I had it I had an eggplant parmesan today that was truly

Life-changing and I'm not getting money from these people or anything

I just want to say shout out to Dominic's

specialty store you know an Italian specialty store that

Sal vulcano on the a practical jokers

Termion to

And pulverzy among others great eggplant parm is such a tough

dish to make because it's either too mushy like where it's literally or the eggplant slices are cut too thick

But this was perfect like it was absolutely perfect and

It comes frozen and you heat it up in the oven or the microwave

Every time there's a choice between the oven and the microwave. I just do microwave because I

Did cocaine at 13 and when you do cocaine at 13?

You've grown up in a home where you use the microwave a lot

So I'm no stranger to the microwave. I don't care that it radiates your food and it radiates you and

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