Another one is the Jones is at 27 now. New porcelain paving. Looks like Taralis Nordic. Everyone's going Nordic these days. Is the same fella doing it again? Ooh, dark buff. He's using Darkbath Seek a jointing compound. Betty's got a trade account at you, son. Terralis porcelain paving from £22 per square metre and seek a fast-fit jointing compound at $29.99 each. Plus, get 10% off if you buy two tubs.

All trade prices XVAT at 20%. So now you can keep up with the Joneses and the Evanses.

We are missing the play-by-play for the first batter of the game, Roger Metzger, who was struck out by Sutton.

The game begins with Joe Morgan at bat.

Lep line, up even with the grass,

raking the ground with his feet.

Whoa.

That shortstop straight away.

The pitch to Morgan, off speed is a little low, two and two.

Sutton not using many fastballs so far,

off speed pitches on the curball.

Lafever gets to nod

at second base tonight.

Austin figuring

that Billingham

is tough on right-hand batter

so he puts Lafever in there

with the left-hand bat.

All right, a two-two pitch

coming up to Morgan.

Down it comes.

Fowl, out of play and the count stage two and two big crowd might be the largest of the year

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