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🗓️ 27 April 2022
⏱️ 72 minutes
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You've got a Golden Ticket and the grand prize is a brand new episode of this podcast! And Jeffrey Cranor is back with a little game called Super Musical Groups. All that plus an historic meet-cute, a stereotypical bar, and a store with some interesting clientele. Check out Jeffrey's other work and his horror podcast AND don't forget to buy his damn book!
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0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
0:30.0 | Wow. Hey, it's me. It's me. I'm I'm I'm Lily Walker. Welcome to the chocolate factory. |
0:44.8 | Oh, I am out of breath. I just did a whole. Wow. We've been waiting out here for 45 minutes. |
0:50.9 | And then he sort of came out. Yeah, I did a fake like I was walking with a canine. |
0:55.0 | Then I did a frontward roll and I'm pretty sure I snout my ankle in to where is my check? |
1:01.3 | I haven't been paid. Uh oh. And you are more than 45 minutes late. |
1:07.3 | Ha, go see HR. Why don't you jokes on him HR stands for hardly real. Young girl, what's your name? |
1:15.6 | My name's Baruch assault and I'm the one wearing a fur coat. |
1:20.4 | Well, okay. Yeah, there's only there's no other kids here. Oh, I'm still here, sir. |
1:25.8 | Oh, my name's chip dangerously. Oh, because I chew my food wrong. Oh, I mean, I'm sorry, but you get the fucking factory. |
1:34.3 | No, no, no games necessary. You chip. You get the fucking factory. |
1:38.7 | Mr. Walker, you're bleeding again. Your opening came in way too hot. You did a summonsault |
1:45.7 | and you're just scraped up all down the side. Do you need a moment to collect yourself before you name the head of the factory? |
1:51.3 | Darling, that's why I'm getting rid of the factory is because I am constantly up to all kinds of physical shenanigans that are rooting my body. |
1:58.2 | So thank you so much for his murder. Um, a little girl and just got back from the HR others. |
2:07.2 | There was no one there and just cobwebs. |
2:10.5 | Oh, obviously cobwebs. It's like a place to go, I'm just trying to get up to a lot. |
2:15.9 | Yeah. |
2:16.9 | I just want to say that. I don't know. I have an envelope. I was self-conscious about the one song. |
2:22.7 | Did you too was more than anyone ever expected another way? Wait, wait, are we late? |
2:27.4 | My name's Charlie Bucket and this is my grandpa's also a con man. We got a golden ticket and we want to take a tour of the factory. |
2:36.4 | My name's slippin' jibby. I'm this little boy's come and grandpa |
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