197. Don't Argue with Turtles

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Society & Culture, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 760 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0	Runk
0:02.0	Runk
0:04.0	All right.
0:21.7	The pirate.
0:22.9	There we go.
0:24.4	That was legitness.
0:25.6	Episode 197.
0:27.2	It's Sunday, February 1st. Happy birthday to Harry Stiles.
0:29.3	Woo!
0:30.5	Michael Seahaw.
0:31.5	And Ron Tarousie.
0:33.1	Woo!
0:34.0	Pretty cool birthdays today.
0:36.1	It's not a bad trio.
0:55.9	Did I hear right that Harry Styles is doing 30 shows at Madison Square Garden? Did I hear that right? Is he still got it like that? Tell you say yes? Yes. I knew you would know. How? What do you mean still got it? He's like, he's like Taylor Swift. Oh, I mean, not that. The only thing I mean is he's been doing that kind of stuff for so long.
0:57.9	But he's like, he's still in his 20.
1:09.1	I mean, this guy's like on top of the world. I'm saying props to him. Yeah. Like, oh yeah, he's still living large. He's still, love and laugh. He's loving life. Dude, he'll love and laugh. I don't, even though he dresses like that.
1:09.4	Wow. He's 30. He's not that long, by the way.
1:11.1	I mean, what's that?
1:12.5	It hasn't been that long than he's been doing that stuff.
1:14.2	I mean, if you could wonder. I don't, even though he dresses like that. Wow. He's that long, by the way.
1:29.5	I mean, what's that? It hasn't been that long than he's been doing that stuff. I mean, if you include one direction, I guess, but buy him his solo act. It's been a long time to be that big. He's huge. I think. He ain't going nowhere. I mean, the only other people are like Taylor Swift. That's crazy. 30 show residency at MSG, dude? I don't... Like, you have to be so big. I don't understand... Yeah. He invited me to a show once and I didn't go. I was out of town. Oh, you missed out. I know. I want it to go. I actually don't know a single Harry-style song. Yeah, you do.
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