196: A Good Bay Area Welcome
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
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🗓️ 19 December 2022
⏱️ 87 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We have to figure out a system to sit down quietly, I have not a bone of coordination in my body. |
| 0:24.0 | Welcome, welcome guys to episode 196 of Hello Disfunction. I'm Crystal. I'm |
| 0:31.5 | Hunter Freya and we're sick. I still. This disease I have is still still going strong. |
| 0:37.9 | I think she might have gave me the disease she had. I don't know. You would know if I did |
| 0:42.5 | because you would want to end your life now. Oh man. I just I woke up with like a really painful |
| 0:49.2 | lymph nodes and my throat hurting really bad. When I yawn like it stops like I go to yawn and it |
| 0:56.1 | stops before I get the full yawn because it hurts how bad it contracts. Yeah like a snake jaw. |
| 1:02.5 | Oh it's terrible. I hope you're not getting it. Yeah hold on I have to crack open this blue ribbon. |
| 1:08.3 | You wish. It's a fucking rip. Excuse me Red Bull because that's no better. |
| 1:13.6 | So this illness I was sick. I got sick like a month ago. I got better for about five days. I |
| 1:22.4 | think I got a break of relief and then it came back with a vengeance and I had like did a video |
| 1:30.8 | doctor's appointment. You remember I had like vagina issues too so like it's a little fuzzy like |
| 1:37.1 | which came first but chicken or the egg. I know I did one for my sickness and I was like you know |
| 1:45.0 | like my mucus isn't green anymore but I still think I have like sinus infection or something can |
| 1:50.4 | you give can you prescribe something. So the doctor was like I'll call it in but like wait a |
| 1:56.4 | couple days because if you are getting better I don't want you to just take of course you know |
| 2:01.2 | antibiotics for nothing. So I didn't pick it up right away and I waited like you know a day or |
| 2:07.6 | something and then I was like well let me pick it up just in case because I'm still sick. I'm not |
| 2:11.3 | feeling super worse but I'm not feeling better and then thank god I had it at home because |
| 2:17.6 | I don't know where I just got like worse and worse and worse and then at one point I was like I |
| 2:25.3 | got to go to the hospital. I was crying and I sounded to hell about the pressure in my face. |
| 2:31.6 | This is the sickest I've ever been in my life and I'm not being dramatic me. This is the worst it |
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