Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest, and I hope you are listening to the latest and I hope the greatest chapter from life on planet Porky,

with myself, of course, the Porkmeister and Rock Chick-Riter Extraordinary, Ms. Leslie and Jones.

And Miss Jones, how are you feeling this morning? Your country, Wales, still part of the Union, but there's votes still to come in up in Scotland. Is there going to be an Indy Ref 2? I mean, I fear for the breakup of the Union eventually, but I hope it never happens. I'm a unionist through and through. And in fact, in this very week

in 1770, I think it was, or 1773, the act of union was passed and that brought us all together

as one country. I hope we stay that way. It's nail-biting stuff, isn't it, Mike? I mean,

look, united we stand, divided we fall. It's the old adage, isn't it? We are small. The empire and the

Commonwealth are vastly diminished. We've lost our alliance with Europe. We're not as big as we thought

we were. So, no, we have to stick together. We absolutely have to. Yeah, no, I totally agree.

I think we've got a bit of a raw deal around the world and historically about the British Empire.

I thought it did quite a lot of good in many places. You know, it established sort of legal

structures in lots of countries that didn't have them before we got there and all that.

And nobody ever looks at the other empires which sort of came up and crashed, like the Roman Empire,

which, you know, was horrendous, used slaves, fed Christians

to the lines, or even the French who ran some brutal regimes, you know, in places like

the Caribbean and Southeast Asia. So I think all in all, I mean, obviously there were aspects

of it, which were terrible. But, you know, you can't, I don't think you can blame today's people for what people 200 years ago did.

Well, I agree with that. But there are that sort of debts of, you know, look, we did enslave people in our way.

They may have got paid minimum wage and whatever else to create buildings and so on. We did plunder the resources of these countries and we brought

a lot of stuff back that we shouldn't. There is a hangover of responsibility. That always

remains. That's still there. So I just think we need to be citizens of the world,

don't we today? And we need to be mindful of each other. We're all supposed to be looking

after each other in the modern day, not going, oh, we've got enough vaccine for our country,

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