The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled Wendell and Bussie's Apology. It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one. Now, I think we all know why we're here, but let's restate just for the record the purpose of this meeting.

My name is Jones Alpina, and my associate here is West Spurley,

and we are two of the top PR consultants here at Risco Media.

As you know, your program, can they say that?

With Wendell and Bussie, has been acquired by Risco TV

and the Riscoext streaming service as part of the company's acquisition of Paramount Pictures.

Now, we're aware that the folks at Paramount had a very light touch with censorship.

Their list of dirty words you can't say on TV hasn't been updated since 1972, and nobody

took advantage of that more than you two.

But things are going to be a little different here at Risco, especially after your

recent and highly publicized rift with the bald community. And listen, we're going to cut this part out,

but between you and me, the pedophiles upstairs want to sort this shit out before we get you on

the air. It's kind of an open secret around here that the head of Risco is a 900-year-old

pedophile vampire who only does vampire

stuff to children. And beyond that, every executive of the company is a bald and a pedophile.

So we're going to need you to lay off the baldies real quick and maybe even the pedophiles while

we're at it. So as long as that's all cleared up, Wes, do you have anything else to add before we get

down to

it yeah look fellas we're not looking to clear you guys out or fire you we don't do that anymore

we change things around we do kind of image makeovers for you for the benefit of you being able

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