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#196: Mmm! Linguine!

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

We hope you're hungry for riddles! Todays menu has a spelling bee, an astronaut discovering new life, an angel in a rush, a sad butterfly and a man who can't stop talking to his popcorn! Enjoy your meal and tip your staff! 

Starring:

Adal Rifai

John Patrick Coan

Erin Keif

Editing by: 

Casey Toney

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:30.0

Welcome back. My name is Kendall Krevis and I'm here to help people talk to their dead cars.

0:42.0

Is there someone here? Someone here who had a car that started with an H, H or an N or a brand of car, brand of car,

0:51.0

brand of car or name of car, like what I personally called the car either one either one sir what was the name of your car Jeff Jeff okay so there was a J was it a J

1:01.0

uh, no okay was it a truck or a J that's what I meant that's what I meant okay I'm getting that now it seems like your car is playing a joke on me

1:10.0

okay your car saying Jeff was always funny your car saying room room does that make sense to you

1:17.0

not to me but it would make sense to Jeff yes okay and I'm guessing Jeff died from Jeff died from a is it I'm seeing like a battery or an engine it's like a

1:29.0

battery or an engine or yes yes was that how he died is he was uh he was battered by an engine another car's engine popped out

1:42.0

we took a baseball bat and just battered the shit out of Jeff okay well Jeff Jeff wants yes Jeff okay he's speaking to you sorry show for a second yes Jeff okay I

1:53.0

don't say okay after okay okay Jeff wants you to know he loves you very much and he cannot wait to see you in heaven okay does that make sense to you no I hate a Jeff we were enemies he's gonna kill me

2:06.0

okay who else is gonna know I'm getting what I'm getting what is me mr. Kravitz yes yeah I have a Honda Accord oh that would that must be the H

2:16.0

I was saying a Honda cord in what was the name what did you name your Honda Accord mr. car mr.

2:23.3

yes I'm seeing that now I see MC I thought that was like a rap thing but now I'm seeing MC Stanford mr. car so mr.

2:30.6

car okay what am I I'm seeing like I'm seeing like a green or a black or a red maybe like a bluish greenish blackish red you're

2:38.1

amazing he was yellow yes if you subtract green from blue you do get that's what it was that's what it was was mr.

2:47.3

car in the math I guess sorry was mr. car into math yeah is that how he died no he fell off the side of a cliff oh

2:59.7

who was forgot to put him in park oh no forgot to put him in park yes I'm getting this now he also can

3:05.8

you talk to family members too because my family was in that car was one of your family members a car

3:12.5

no no no no no no did mr. car did mr. car and Jeff know each other I don't know you two are meant to

3:21.2

you two are meant to fall in love is that your wife next to you sir yeah is that your husband next to

3:26.6

you man leave them you two are meant to be the as your cars want you to man there's at least a 30

3:32.6

year age difference he's much younger than me but wait oh I'm younger okay you're looking at you I

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