196: In EUR(your)-effer-END-um, more like

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2016

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Log and Matt solve everything wrong with the world of politics in the Regular Features EU Referendum special. We also probably alienate about 50% of the country, but fuck it.

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0:00.0	Boom!
0:01.0	Energy.
0:01.5	Energy.
0:01.5	Big person.
0:02.9	Energy.
0:03.1	Arms down the size.
0:04.7	You are a ball of light floating through a stream of piss.
0:09.2	Welcome to episode 196 of regular features, the podcast.
0:14.7	Regular features of the podcast.
0:16.5	It's a great podcast for you and me.
0:18.1	But today we've split the fucking time streams, haven't we?
0:21.1	Because what's going on?
0:22.1	How do you mean?
0:22.9	I mean that today is the EU referendum.
0:26.5	I get what you mean.
0:27.8	How is that splitting the times streams?
0:29.3	What sci-fi are you applying here?
0:30.8	Because in one reality, Britain has not lost its fucking marbles and left the EU as some sort of weird sovereignty, dignity thing. In that reality, the reality without the referendum, we're all just quietly racist assholes anyway. Now we're getting a chance to express that racism in the form of a vote to tell everyone to fuck off. So we don't know what's happening or what's going to happen? Depending on what point in time you listen to this,
0:54.4	you might be there watching the telly, hoping things are going to go the right way. Yeah. Or you might be just a despondent mess, realizing that the people who surround you on a day-to-day basis are cunts. Yeah, absolutely. You might be walking to the shops with a really grey look on your face, listening to this, trying to cheer yourself up. And now... Now you know, the exact percentage of which people around you
1:12.4	are despicable shits.
1:14.1	And you've, listening to this trying to cheer yourself up. And now... Now you know, the exact percentage of which people around you are despicable shit. And you've gone on to this, this mild comedy podcast, just to try and cheer yourself up about reality, but now we're just hammering it home. No, we've got none. We're as depressed as you are. And this goes... Or we're as jubilant and happy and relieved as you are. I don't know, and that's why we're splitting the time streams.
1:28.5	I wish one of us was in, one of them was out, so we could at least have a zero-sum level of happiness here of just cancelling each other out. We could have a debate where we just shout opinions at each other. Oh, yeah. Actually, no, that's not true. have a debate where one of us shouts opinions
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