Hello and welcome to regular features, episode 1.95.

Wait a minute.

So we're letting Joe do the intros now, are we?

I didn't say you could do the intro.

You specifically told me I could do the intro minutes ago.

He's getting too big for his boots.

I've been catfished.

This town's finished.

It's like when they gave the working class meat and they rebelled.

What? We give you a little bit of a platform. Is that something that happened to you? To get your squeaky little nerd voice out into the internet. That was squeaky. It's deep. Let the meat cake is what I say. Let Joe eat. Let the meat cake. Let the meat cake. Yeah, it was the meat cake. Let the meat cake out. And then they released the meat cake from the cage. And it sort of plopped it down the middle of the square. All of the provos just ran in and filled their mouths with meat cake. And then it all went to hell on the handbasket. I'm joined by regular collaborators, Matt Lees and Gavin Murphy. Hello. Joe, it's a pleasure to be here. Yeah. Thank you for coming on this, my podcast, episode 195. Well, if you think it's your podcast, we're going to let you lead it. So if it's on the shitters podcast we've ever done, then it's going to be your fault. Is it fair to make him run in as the vanguard?

Yeah.

I've had a lovely day.

I'll tell you about my day briefly.

I've been with other fellow collaborator of regular features, Stephen Hoganty.

So you've been with him and then he didn't come here?

Yep.

What did you do to him?

We drank wine and ate some crab in a tomato.

But you're a professional.

Steve can't handle podcasting after crab.

He crab-o-Deed.

I know.

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