Well, let's see the point in waiting a little longer, so let's bring her out.

We're going to star a transaction.

The one you came to see, ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only Miss Judy Gold.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to this week and next week's episode of Kill Me Now.

I don't even know what to say.

I've had a lot of comedians on, and I live in the world of comedy,

and I've had other luminaries on, I've had Dick Cavitt, and I've had Roberta Kaplan,

and just some amazing people who have changed the world.

And I kind of describe this next guest as, or guest this week and next week,

as the mother I always wanted.

Even though I love my mother, I love I wouldn't be who I am without my mother.

She's my mother, mother.

But she has made my life better on so many levels, and many other people's lives,

and had such an impact, and most of the people she's had an impact on have never met her before.

She is beyond accomplished.

I'm just going to say this, and I'm not going to go on to the,

but she has produced seven Pulitzer Prize winning plays.

She is the winner of 10, 11, 12, 12, 12 Tony Awards, and has had 34 nominations.

That's 12 Tony Awards.

That's 12 Tony Awards.

I don't know.

Are you guys listening?

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