Oh, oh, oh, you're listening to the important cinema club, and my name's Justin DeClew.

I thought that was Santa.

Yes, Justin Santon DeClew.

Listen, I killed Santa as a shotgun, and now I am him.

You're like Tim Allen.

Yeah, I'm in Santa Claus.

I'm just plain old Will Sloan, I'm afraid.

Unless you kill me.

And you're listening to The Important Cinema Club, our special annual holiday episodes.

Yes, and this one's a little blue.

That's right, folks.

We always try to pick a Christmas-themed filmmaker, franchise, something.

And also, it's a great time to do probably our most requested director ever.

Yes.

By popular demand.

People have been knocking down the doors specifically.

Specifically me.

Yeah, to bring him into a holiday context.

And that director is Sean Costello. I kind of feel like when we did that Godfrey Ho episode, like the floodgates were open. It's like, it's like, it's like, we could do anybody? Exactly. Well, at that point, we had done Radley Metzger, which I guess is the classiest, if you're talking about hardcore pornography. That's the thing. We've done hardcore pornography a few times on this podcast.

But they've been like the arty ones. You got your Roberta Finley's. And Roberta Finley, Radley-Messker, they had prolific mainstream careers as well. Gerard Damiano is the one porn director who is just a porn director. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, legacy of Satan does not have any pornography in it. That's a good point.

But Gerard Damiano was the Bergman of porn, the highest brow of the lowbrow genre. And Radley Metzger was, what would you call him? He was the felini of porn, yes. And Roberta Finley was like, I don't know, she did kind of very psychologically damaging movies. And she was as much a horror filmmaker as a pornographer. And this guy this

week, Mr. Sean Costello, is as porny as you can get. This is the most abject filmmaker we've

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