195: 195 - Take Me To The Moon

The Tim Dillon Show

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4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Tim remembers the ultimate drink that would just take him to the moon... He talks Bill Gates, Chris Cuomo, and the whole gang. It's a conservative show this week, folks. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: www.ridge.com/tim to get 10% off a ridge wallet. https://omaxhealth.com/ use code TIM for 20% off sitewide Follow the show: Tim

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0:00.0	Elevates your summer nights
0:02.6	With all the indulgence of the new Magnum Double Star Chaser
0:07.2	It crack in chocolate, popcorn flavor
0:11.4	And rich caramel sauce for the night
0:14.2	Pleasure is always on
0:16.9	Magnum, true to pleasure
0:19.4	When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
0:25.6	It's Andrew Cuomo
0:29.3	And you're listening to this fool like Pastor Vajoul
0:32.7	It's Chris Cuomo
0:35.5	And the garlic not tells you
0:37.8	You gotta stay inside and you listen
0:42.2	Did you see the video of Chris Cuomo
0:43.8	It's on yet a beat coronavirus by breathing?
0:46.3	Because Chris Cuomo had coronavirus
0:48.6	And he's like,
0:49.5	Oh, God, call me
0:50.7	Because your Chris Cuomo's a tough guy
0:53.1	Are you gonna let the virus beat me?
0:55.7	I'm a fucking garlic not
0:58.2	So Chris Cuomo sees like a pulmonologist called me
1:01.7	And told me he's like,
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