Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. I am Tim Dylan week three of quarantine.

I believe right week three were in week three of quarantine in the United States of America.

Most states now have stay at home orders, um, nonessential business closed in most of the

country. There has never been a time when every piece of news has been equally horrifying.

There's never been a time when every article, every click, everything that you see is as

nightmare-ish as every other thing that you see. It is a wave. It's like if you've ever

been to a beach and you get knocked down by a wave and you keep trying to get up and you keep

getting knocked down and then you're just laying there in the surf. That's what this is. I mean,

this is an amazing period of time. I mean, and the media makes it worse. I mean, it's bad.

It's undeniably bad. In fact, it's so bad. The only joy you have is calling people and

telling them that they don't know how bad it really is. That's the only bright part of your day is

calling someone in the morning and letting them know that they don't even know how fuck they are.

You get those calls every day. We all compete to deliver the bad news. We're all like Paul Revere,

except we're not riding through the night on a horse. We're sitting on our couch,

watching Netflix and then every morning we pick up our phone and call somebody and you go,

oh boy, you got to see and listen, this quarantine's not ending. There's going to be chips in our arm.

It's, you know, we're not going back to work anytime soon. Kids aren't going to school in the fall.

College is getting pushed back. You're never going to eat out in a restaurant again.

Everybody you know is dead. You were dying.

You only have one long working right now. You're like, I feel kind of good. Shut up. You don't know

how fucked you are. That's the only bit of joy we have. You get giddy. You get giddy.

You get giddy. And I like to call people because most people I know now have resigned

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