It is currently 5 past 9 on Thursday night. The Apple event was earlier today.

My beloved Virginia Tech Hokies are presently losing to the University of Pittsburgh.

I am watching it out of the corner of my eye on my iPad on the Watch ESPN app, which is actually very nice.

And I am trying desperately to pay attention to what you guys are saying, rather than watch my beloved Hokies.

And so if I accidentally let out a cheer, maybe given that we're losing 2116, a not happy cheer that Marco may have to bleep.

My apologies, but this is what I do for you listeners. That's not how much.

It would be kind of incredible though to be like perfectly well-timed.

Like we're talking about like, you know this new touch bar in case he's like, f***ing like that. Come on. That would be kind of amazing.

I wouldn't put it past me, so no promises.

Alright, so we do have an infinitesimally small bit of follow-up.

Yes!

Alright, we're within 10 yards. That's a good deal.

So we have an infinitesimally small amount of follow-up.

Alright, so for joke reference, this is a football team you're watching?

Yes, this is a football team I'm watching.

Okay, I have to know Wixport to make terrible jokes about.

Fair enough.

Oh, and isn't the World Series tonight as well? Actually come to think of it. One of the games, I mean?

Probably.

Isn't it like every night? I mean, is it like, that's the thing like baseball, it baseballs like a DDoS attack.

It's just like every night there's baseball.

You can't get away from baseball. There's constantly games everywhere, every day.

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