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Soft Launch for Marshall Law.

You know, it feels like they're just doing a little rollout.

See how you react to the idea.

You can't do things like that all at once because it inspires widespread panic and chaos.

Suspending the Constitution and bringing in the military,

that tends to make people a little iffy.

So what they do, I think, is they introduce you to the concept little by little,

a little shelter in place, a little shutdown.

And we start seeing people at public parks, people working out, people doing things.

People still gathering together in groups and the government goes, you know,

I don't know if we're going to be able to weather the storm here without the tank.

We might need the tank to come in and stop you from gathering in a park.

You know, I'm no fan of Marshall Law.

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