Essso wants to help you use your car a little less by hoping on your bike a little more,

especially for those shorter trips, like the popping out for a pint of milk trip,

or the off-to-pick up the kids' trip, or even the Friday night Chippy trip.

And to make the swap easier, every day Essso is giving away an e-bike and 10,000

nectar points that you could spend on cycling gear. Could you do a journey differently?

Search Essso Thoughtful Driving to find out more. See terms and conditions at sso.co.uk.

And we are here, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the show. It is the corona cast, Tim Dillon,

Ben Averyr, producer, braving. The new reality here from the studio. Broadcasting, this is it.

Yeah, I don't always want to be right, but sometimes I'm right. I said that music in America would be

sooner rather than later, just a large bulbous ass that would shake.

Then Lizzo went and famously performed in front of a large shaking ass. This is true.

I said, I've met a lot of other predictions that were right. I can't think of what they are now,

but there was a few of them. There was actually a few of them. There was one that was recent.

It was after the Lizzo one, where I predicted it and people were like, fuck, it's exactly what you

said. Oh, you said, uh, eventually the biggest stand-up is going to be someone dancing around on

TikTok with just like jingles and jangles, like he's not even saying anything. That's the

biggest stand-up video on TikTok. Right. Right. Well, that was one of them. I said a lot of things.

I don't, I have a great track record. Okay. And I said last week, I believe that the only

economic activities left will be what I'm doing right now and the double penetration scene from

Requiem for a dream. Yeah. Those are the two options you have to earn money right now or postmates.

No matter what happens, forever, there will be postmates. Thank God. Someone with a mask will hand

you a polka ball through a door or a slot and they will scurry away into the darkness. Forever and

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