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190: Why Won't Audible Sponsor us?

Regular Features

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2016

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Do you like books? If you like books so much, why don't you fuckin marry one? Haha. Did you hear what I said, lads? I said they should marry a book? Nah, they didn't have a clue what hit 'em. Idiots.

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0:00.0

Is that a man who wants wine?

0:01.5

I might have a little, just a little splash.

0:03.6

It's a little soup song.

0:04.9

Just a little soup song, please.

0:07.0

There we go.

0:08.1

It's a pleasure to meet you,

0:09.3

thanks very much.

0:10.3

Nice to meet you in no uncertain times.

0:14.7

And welcome to episode 100.

0:19.9

Wow. Oh, of regular features. And welcome to episode 100.

0:24.6

Oh, of regular features.

0:25.9

Isn't it?

0:28.1

It's a lot nicer around here today. It is.

0:29.0

I feel like I could just curl up and curl one off.

0:32.4

No, no, no, be nice.

0:33.9

Be nice, be nicer.

0:34.4

Curl up into a book, because that's right, this episode is sponsored by audiblepodcasts.com.

0:42.2

The website that positively encourages you not to crawl into a book, but to jam one into your ears.

0:49.2

And yes, I mean, they did insist that we made the podcast at least half as crass as usual.

0:57.8

So we did that by removing half of the people.

1:02.0

Half of the people, and you may notice just earlier, just a few seconds ago,

1:05.9

I stopped myself from saying curl one off.

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