Regular, regular features, regular features show.

Sounds a bit quiet.

Yeah.

Can you make me...

There we go.

There you go.

Now we're talking with Steve.

Yeah.

How are you feeling, Steve?

I'm not well.

I might just lie down for some of this podcast.

You said that about six times now, which makes me really think that that's going to happen. I don't think he's got the balls to do it. If you do lie down, you have to lie down in front of all the microphones, so everyone can get their full... They pay to see you, Steve. That's true. What if someone's here just to see you? Actually, the last time I did one was like two ago, there was a guy here, it was like your biggest fan.

He's going to sit at the back going, oh God, I can still be funny while I'm horizontal.

Right? Yeah, you're asking for jokes. I'm not going to give you those jokes.

Yeah, no, I was in the same boat there. I'm not going to say anything again.

It's going to be an open goal, whichever angle I kick it out. Yep, we're going down the same road, aren't we? You shouldn't kick it out of it, that's very rude. Right, um... You don't want to get close to it, though, are you? Shall I do a feature? Yeah. Yes, please. Okay, let's do a feature. So, I have been on the internet lately.

Does anyone have been on the internet?

It's great.

There's a fucking nerd to turn up to our podcast and like cheering the internet.

Fucking land cable!

It's both a great concept and a piece of...

I want to say, Matt, I mean, gab.

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