The following is an app-well presentation.

I rent a room in a house from a family and I won't give the details of what it's like

in the house but they have cats.

I love cats, I hate living with cats.

Anyway, I have sort of my own separated bathroom from the rest of the house.

My bathroom is where the fucking cat box is and they never change it.

And one day, one of the members of the house, the younger member, brought home two goddamn

kittens.

Now there are more cats in the house.

I wanted to rid the house of the cat box so I came up with this plan of having the cats

use my shower as the toilet after which I would clean it, flush and wash.

I figured it would be easy.

I ran it by everybody, nobody was happy with it.

However, I taught one of the smarter kittens to use the shower already and now I'm stuck

with the cat box and she won't unlearn using the shower.

That's the secret.

I don't know that I taught them.

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