Within the fantasy city of Golden Lake, the spells are expensive, life is cheap, and murders are everywhere.

These are the cases of the Fritz's soup-and-salad detective agency.

This is Gumpchus and Dragons, starring Allerify as Brass Kemp, John Patrick Cohen as Spoof McNivins, and Aaron Keith as Moose.

This week's guest murderer is Luke Null. Well, in a pretty little Zidigal, golden lake, there's no policy of punishing the reprobates, so criminal solve crimes to rehabilitate, and that's what our heroes will do. You got brass kept, a minotore orphan, moose is a gnome who is covered in leaves. Smooth McNivin. Smooth a given. There ain't no case can't be saw by these three. Try it. I give you crampuses established. The stage's been lit. I've cramped in all the exposition that these measures can fit. It's time to roll some dice and get this mystery fixed. Gun shoes and drag up. And so. I'm Dragon The Fritz's Supen Sal

Detective Agency gets a knock on their door

and upon opening it, you see that it is The Demon,

your old friend, the Demon, who is still refused to give

Brass Kemp his body back.

He goes, I think I have a job for us, for you, for us. We could be a team. First of all, hello. How are you? Yeah, morning. Morning. Second of all, you don't have to knock. We're basically family. You basically live here. When I'm here, I'm family. Guys, guys, guys, sir. Um, could you give us one second? Yeah, circle up, circle, circle. Yeah, family second. Hey, should we present him with a key to the place? Just like a... Oof, that is a big step. Ceremonial. I mean, he basically, he's here most every night, you know, Moose. Like, he's, he basically lives here anyway. It's like, why don't we just make this whole thing official? Okay. Also, can we start saying triangle up when we circle up? All I need is a shell figure in your dresser. That's all I'm asking for. Yeah, just one second. Yeah, just one second. What the fuck?

Oh, because there's three of us. Kind of wild.

I'm rethinking the key thing.

Yeah, the key thing sucks that because of how he is. Well, we could give him your key camp because you're dead and your body and you can go through walls and stuff. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, ideally he, you know, we give him the key and then he gives me my body back sort of a tit for tit situation.

Oh, you know, we give him the key and then he gives me my body back sort of a tit for tit situation.

Oh, you know what?

If you're doing this to tit, then you're doing it for the wrong reasons, Kemp.

Oh.

Yeah, no, I was just thinking out loud, I don't expect anything.

It's like when you give a gift, you don't expect anything, but if it's Christmas, you'd like something.

All right.

Good triangle, guys.

Great triangle.

And break.

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