19 - Did you get lip injections?

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Can you tell if someone snores just by looking at them? Does Gertrude permanently have a thermometer in her thighs? Why would you ever post your workout on Instagram? Is it ever a good idea to comment on a woman's body part? Is Garrett going to tickle my pickle? All of these questions are answered on episode 19 this week. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh no!
0:05.0	It's easy when you're... It's easy when you play with a bunch of rejects and a fat kid Rodriguez.
0:12.0	Shut your mouth, Phillips.
0:13.6	What'd you say, Crabface?
0:15.4	I said you shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball, except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult
0:19.0	to the game.
0:20.0	Come on, we'll take you right here, right now.
0:23.0	Come on, yeah, yeah, we play on a real diamond porter.
0:27.7	You ain't good enough to like the dirt off our cleats.
0:30.6	Watch it, jerk on scab eater
0:36.0	but sniffer puss liquor
0:39.0	fart smeller
0:41.0	we dog crap for breakfast, Geek! You mix your wedies with your mama's
0:47.1	toe jam!
0:48.1	Yeah!
0:49.1	Yeah!
0:50.1	You bob for apples in the toilet and you like it
0:55.8	You play ball like a girl
1:05.0	What did you say? You heard me? Tomorrow, noon at our field. Be there, Buffalo Butbreath. Count on it, pea drinking crab face. Yeah, yeah!
1:17.0	We're going to keep their bus tomorrow. Good job. Play ball! All right. Hey, welcome to the podcast 19. This is the ghost
1:26.4	starters podcast. I'm Jake and I'm Brad and we are friends. Yep. It's going to be a short podcast.
1:34.0	I got to get home for lunch.
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