188: Your Sleeping Bag Stinks
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
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🗓️ 8 October 2022
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Familial masturbation is awkward.
Pata Fria’s ghost is jealous again.
The wedding was beautiful and Crystal beat a ticket!
Be grateful for everything, even the hard lessons. Carolyn needs a phony inspection. Dreams are getting crazy and we have serial killers.
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| 0:00.0 | Back when TVVCR combos first came out, they were all the rage. |
| 0:24.1 | My grandpa, no, no, went and fucking bought one so that he could watch porn in the bedroom. |
| 0:30.5 | Specifically. |
| 0:31.5 | Yes, and it was like, it wasn't a secret. |
| 0:35.3 | Jimmy made sure to tell all of us. |
| 0:36.9 | That's grandpa's porn TV. |
| 0:38.6 | That's not for you kids to watch, right? |
| 0:40.5 | Yes. |
| 0:41.5 | The one that pokes out. |
| 0:43.0 | The one with the sticky buttons. |
| 0:45.0 | That's grandpa's porn TV. |
| 0:47.0 | Don't touch it. |
| 0:48.0 | One more time, like fucking hella high and hella drunk. |
| 0:51.0 | Who? |
| 0:52.0 | I did. |
| 0:53.0 | One more time. |
| 0:54.0 | And fucking my dad had fucking lower fucking my grandpa. |
| 0:58.0 | He fucking had the black box hooked up in there, sitting there watching and fucking porn. |
| 1:03.0 | I'm just like. |
| 1:04.0 | To say together. |
| 1:05.0 | I'm just like, what the fuck is going on? |
| 1:07.0 | So y'all was hard together. |
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